Flying Donkey

Monday, March 13, 2006

Pervert Nation

Hindustan Times had another article on eve-teasing today. Apparently, the studs of Delhi are so macho that they have to demonstrate their virility by grabbing breasts of random girls, in front of the girls' parents.

Oh my wonderous nation...the superpower in waiting. How glorious will be your future now that you have spawned such fine male specimens. The world stands in awe of the 8% GDP growth. But little does it realize that this is just a ploy to attract gori kudis so that the virile progeny of Mother India can warm their hands on their unresponsive breasts.

Girls in India can rest assured that all their sexual fantasies will be fulfilled as soon as they step out of the house, thanks to our desh ke laal. These mini Chunkey Pandeys know what the ladies want...even if the ladies themselves don't know it.

Afterall, why go to Bangkok when you can park your cock in some aunty's behind in a jam-packed bus. She wants it...you know it. Which girl doesn't like randoms penises pushing against her body.

Also, why deprive the elederly of the pleasure? If some old woman is waiting for a bus at the end of a busy day, all she really wants is to get in your Mercedes and get raped by you. Hell...nobody can accuse the Indian male of age discrimination.

Somewhere up there is a happy mom, her eyes tearing up...her little boy is all grown up.

3 Comments:

  • can anything be done to remove the term eve teasing from our conversations and the dictionaries...should we not just call it sexual abuse?
    your post really made me angry, donkey
    guess that means it was effective.
    thanks for igniting the anger once again

    By Blogger silbil, at 12:58 AM  

  • Yeah I agree it was a forceful post. I am tracking the scion bastard who raped that lady. Not much hopeful of justice but let's see..

    By Blogger greensatya, at 2:24 AM  

  • Eve-teasing is such a stupid term! The perosn who put it in the Indian vocabulary must've been a misogynist of the highest order.

    By Blogger Nachiketa, at 8:17 AM  

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